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Missy & Her Future Biopic

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Missy Elliot is in the process of producing a film that accurately portrays her life from the struggles she had to endure growing up, to her rise to fame in the 90's. Missy tells Elle Magazine:

"It’s happening; I’ve just got to find a great writer because I wouldn’t want my story watered down. I went through a lot, and I accomplished a lot, and I want people to know how it all went down."

Does Missy honestly even have a story worth making a movie about? Or is this going to be another 'Glitter' movie like Mariah Carey's?

Snapshots From The BET Award Show

^ Neyo & his girlfriend Tenille Jiminez. yeah, she was feignin to give him that sensual kiss when he won his award -_- smh.

^ Diggin' Cassie's hair as well as her dress.

^ The nude lipstick has GOT to go.

^ Keri Hilson looked BANGIN' & Soulja Boy could get it anyday too. MMM.

Who's a BAD B*TCH ?

BEYONCE had one hell of a dress on at the BET Award Show. Couldn't tell her NOTHIN'! ;)

Rihanna Takes Pics With Fans In NYC

Man, you know I was FEIGNIN' when I heard that Rihanna stopped to take pictures with a few of her fans yesterday in NEW YORK CITY which is nothing more than an hour away from me.

Roadtrip to the city sometime soon. WHO'S WITH ME?! lmfao

Jacqueline Reveals The REAL TRUTH to What Danielle Did

Of course Danielle wouldn't be telling the complete truth about the reason why Caroline refused to forgive her for the horrible things she's done. Jacqueline Laurita from the Real Housewives of New Jersey comes out and reveals that the truth as to why Caroline truly won't forgive Danielle is far worse than the reason Danielle had previously given.

“I don’t think it was something as simple as giving a phone number out, but leave it to Danielle to try to downplay her whole dirty deed. She’s an angry, bitter person. She felt Dina rejected her, so she went out to destroy her!”

While Jacqueline wouldn’t get into the specifics of the incident—claiming “innocent people” would get hurt—an insider tells Life & Style:

“Danielle was trying to harm Dina by giving her ex-husband a phone number that might give him leverage in the custody of their daughter, Lexi.”

The 2nd season of The Real Housewives of new Jersey is expected to start filming in July. Jacqueline says she refuses to do any scenes with Danielle.

“I certainly won’t be filming with Danielle or wanting to talk about her. She’s a closed chapter in my life. I’d love to see more happy and fun family scenes than Danielle drama.”

DAMN. So who IS even going to be filmed with Danielle?! You know that chick doesn't have any friends.

Beyonce Helps Man Propose

Beyonce shocked the audience by stopping one of her shows on her 'I Am Sasha Fierce' Tour. The reason for this was because she wanted to help a man named Lindell propose to his wife infront of a 20,000 person audience.

BEYONCE: "I'm not sure if production knows about this, but Lindell has something he wants to sing."

After she said this, Lindell took her microphone and said, "Beyonce, you told me if I like it, I need to put a ring on it." Then he dropped to one knee and presented his girlfriend with an engagement ring infront of the 20,000 person audience.

Although his girlfriend was beyond stunned, she accepted his proposal with a hug and a kiss while the entire crowd screamed and cheered them on.

What I want to know is who the hell did this Lindell guy pull this all off !?!? That's a proposal that nobody can ever top in my book.

Tameka Cheated On My Babydaddy Usher?

Tameka's apparently preggo again. But who's the babydaddy? From the time when Tameka told Usher that she was pregnant, he immediately asked "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!".

A close source revealed that Usher was in fact skeptical that he was the father because he was gone a lot and their sex lift was extremely limited.

“People have been telling him that around the time the little boy was conceived, Tameka got together with another man.”

His friends have all been pushing him to take a DNA test to find out if the child is his.

"Usher loves both his sons and is going to fight for custody, but he’s determined to get truthful answers.”

Tameka is also throwing out allegations that Usher himself has been unfaithful to her. If that is so, then two wrongs don't make a right Tameka!

“Tameka also insists that Usher is Naviyd’s father. She says that although they weren’t spending much time together, they did get together for one night of passion. And that’s when she got pregnant. Now the war is truly on,” said the insider.

1st the Hair Bow, Now The Hair Button

DAMN Lady Gaga! First you hit us a few weeks ago with a huge hairpiece that was shaped like a bow, now THIS piece? Yeah, not feelin it.

10 Sexy Things to Do with Ice

( taken from Cosmo )

HAVE FUNNNNNN ;)

1. Begin with a slightly melted ice cube in your mouth. Kiss your guy and pass it back and forth. As it gets smaller and smaller, hide it in different places so he has to try to find it with his tongue.

2. Use the ice cube to trace a chilly path along his naked body and then follow it with your tongue. The temp change will heighten his pleasure, while the anticipation of watching where your lips go will send him over the edge.

3. Put the ice in your man’s hand and guide it so that he draws circles around the outside of your breasts, slowly working his way toward your nipples.

4. While giving your guy oral, alternate putting your lips over his penis and lightly rubbing his shaft with the ice cube. The combination of your warm mouth and chilly temperature will make his jaw drop.

5. Ask him to touch you with it over your thin-skinned spots: wrists, inner elbow, behind your knees. Stimulating those sensitive areas feels so sensual.

6. When your guy is going down on you, have him alternate between lightly touching your clitoris with the ice and using his mouth and tongue. If you’re extra-sensitive down there, try it with your underwear on.

7. Place the ice cube between your breasts and run it back and forth so that your skin feels cool and wet, then guide your man’s penis between them for a hands-free massage.

8. Have him lightly run the ice cube along the soles and the perimeter of your feet. Believe it or not, the area of the brain that processes touch down there is nearby the zone that registers sensations to your genitals, speeding up your arousal.

9. Give your guy a sexy scalp rub with one hand and use the other to trail the ice along his hairline and temples, all the way down to the base of his neck.

10. Post-sex, slowly move the ice cube across your guy’s back for a frisky cooldown, then ask him to return the favor.

Simple, Yet Elegant

I adored Amerie's dress that she wore to the BET Award Show. I'm not even a fan of dresses that have your back out, but I loved how it came out on her dress. On top of that, her black booties that went with the dress was beyond fierce.

Joe Jackson NOT In MJ's Will

According to Wall Street Journal, In 2002 Michael Jackson created a will that took care of his children as well as his mother. Who's name was nowhere to be found on the will? His father, Joe Jackson.

In the will, MJ left his entire estate, which is estimated to have a value of $1 billion, to his mother along with his three children and a charity or two.

Attorney John Branca has the will. He plans to file it with the court within 30 days of Michael’s death.

Joe Jackson is probably feeling dumb hurt because he's not in the will. He needs to realize that he was the DEATH of Michael Jackson. Michael even admitted in a few interviews that Joe Jackson beat him harshly on numerous occasions. That's probably only scratching the surface. Ever since I saw the Michael Jackson movie that always plays on VH1, I've hated Joe Jackson. Then seeing how screwed up MJ has been for the past few years confirmed my damn suspicions that Joe Jackson was the cause of it all. He needs to die BROKE. He doesn't deserve a patch of dirt on MJ's Neverland Ranch.

SMH.

MJ Was Not The Father

It has come out that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of his kids. The woman who was having his children, Debbie Rowe, is not the biological mother of the two kids she had for Michael. Close sources say that Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids. Debbie Rowe's eggs were not even used! She just played the part of a surrogate mother to Michael's kids: Michael Jr. and Paris.

As far as his youngest son Prince Michael II goes, his surrogate mother was not even notified about who's sperm she was receiving. After Prince Michael II was born, Michael Jackson's lawyer quickly came to the hospital and brought the child to Michael.

Since Debbie Rowe was married to Michael Jackson when Michael Jr. and Paris were born, will she be granted custody of the children since MJ has passed? We'll see how that all plays out in court.

Death of Autotune

Hova's video of 'Death of Autotune' goes dumb HARD. It's been stuck in my head ever since the BET Awards so i just had to throw the video up here to get it out my damn system =)

No More Vibe Magazine

What is the world coming to? Effective June 30th, Vibe Magazine will in fact be closing down. Below is the statement from Vibe Magazine's Editor In Chief Danyel Smith:

On behalf the VIBE CONTENT staff (the best in this business), it is with great sadness, and with heads held high, that we leave the building today. We were assigning and editing a Michael Jackson tribute issue when we got the news. It's a tragic week in overall, but as the doors of VIBE Media Group close, on the eve of the magazine's sixteenth anniversary, it's a sad day for music, for hip hop in particular, and for the millions of readers and users who have loved and who continue to love the VIBE brand. We thank you, we have served you with joy, pride and excellence, and we will miss you.

Danyel Smith
the former Chief Content Officer VIBE Media Group
& Editor in Chief, VIBE

Below is the Staff Memo that was sent to the entire staff of Vibe Magazine by Vibe Media CEO Steve Aaron:

Dear VIBE Team:

It is with a heavy heart that I share some tough news, VMG is closing down effective today, June 30th.

It's been an 16 incredible years since VIBE's inception. There are very few magazines with the richness of history and breadth of talented visionaries who created the powerful lens in which VIBE viewed and shaped urban music and culture.

Ever since I first set foot in this courageous company, I've regarded myself as incredibly fortunate to be be involved with this remarkable brand and group of individuals whose performance has never been nothing short of outstanding. We finished 2008 in an improved position versus the prior year, and accomplished so much, including:

* Editorial Awards
* Editorial transformation into content dept
* New Ad accounts being broken
* The Most Mag Launch
* Award winning re-design
* Profitable digital operation
* VIBE.com growth and improvements and programs such as Best Rapper Ever, #1 Stan, etc
* Mobile VIBE launch
* Micro-site development Mostmag.com to start off.
* V Sessions
* Improved PR coverage

Unfortunately, over the last several months, a confluence of events has obviously posed VMG to exceedingly serious challenges.

* The collapse of the capital markets has impacted us greatly. Over the past several months, we have actively pursued investment resources while working intensively with our bank to find a solution. But the deal market right now remains very poor and at the end of the day, the lack of investment resources to restructure the huge debt on our small company has made this outcome become a reality.
* The print advertising collapse hit VIBE hard, especially as key ad categories like automotive and fashion, which represented the bulk of our top 10 advertisers, have stopped advertising or gone out of business. It's also unfortunate that in a recession many companies reduce the multi-cultural campaigns. These facts, coupled with the continuing decline of the music industry not to mention the newsstand wholesaler consolidation in early 2009 all negatively impacted our business in a significant way.
* The relentless economic situation has depressed our growth initiatives on the digital front. To be clear, VMG has made significant improvement in this part of our business, but not at the accelerated pace required to offset the devastating effects of the most severe recession in our lifetime and the accompanying print losses.

I want to thank you all for your hard work and commitment, and for all of the adventures along the way. I'll miss this place a lot, but I'll miss you all and the magic you create.

Vibe will be remembered as a shockingly brilliant content company that everyone can be proud of and I look forward with great excitement to all of future endeavors you all pursue.

With great affection and respect –

Steve Aaron

former CEO of VIBE Media Group

It's such a sad thing to hear that this magazine is closing. I loved the articles that came out of Vibe and now it's closing "/ In this recession, I hope they all find jobs.