Bernie Madoff has officially gone broke. A US district judge issued a final order for the forfeiture of $170,799,000,000 from Bernie. DAYUMMMMM BERNIE! His sentence is expected to be somewhere between 25 and 35 years of hard jail time, but Bernie's lawyer asked for a high single digit number because of his old age.

(Nevermind the thousands of men who are put into jail at their old age and are still served 30+ years in jail. WTF is Bernie's lawyer thinking?)

Bernie's wife, Ruth, pulled a deal of her own. She is relinquishing $80 million in assests for a "whopping" $2 million. She is not expected to be in court for Bernie's sentancing. She was given the option to have a statement read without her having to be there. With the a big percentage of people who are victims to Bernie's scheme being in court, looks like Ruth knew better than to show up in court.